Thursday, April 12, 2018

Where's My Chicken

Where's My Chicken
Soul Merchants
2009

Where's my chicken?
my mashed potatoes
my hot gravy
and my greens?
come home to find you
watching Oprah
your hair a mess
in dirty jeans
could use a little help
making ends meet
buying food and
paying the rent
but you're so lazy
it drives me crazy
my patience has been spent

I work all day
for little pay
while you sleep
the whole damn day away
so when I get home
I want to know
Where's My Chicken?

where's my chicken
and my gravy
my collard greens
and homemade bread?
come home to find you
Oh, so lazy
Spend the whole day in bed
could use a little help
doing house work
mow some grass
or mop the floor
but you do nothin’
and I’ll tell you something
gonna kick your butt
right out the door

I work all day for little pay
while you sleep the whole damn day away
so when I get home I want to know..
Where's My Chicken?

(C-H-I-C-K-E-N)

Don't give me no pork
Don't give me no fish
you know that's a nasty dish
Don't want no beef
Don't want no veal
you know how that makes me feel
All I want is some chicken

I'll eat it fried
or barbecued
anyway old way will do
I'll like it baked
make no mistake
I'll even eat it Cordon Bleu
All I want is some chicken

I'll have a leg
Give me a breast
Two of each would be best
I like KFC
I love Chik-fil-a
Chicken always make my day
Just gimme some chicken *